Who says Christian don’t have a sense of humour?

Q: At what time of day was Adam created?
A: A little before Eve.

Q. Why did God create man before woman?
A. Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home!

Q: Where is the first math problem mentioned in the Bible?
A: When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.

Q. Who was the fastest runner in the race?
A. Adam, because he was first in the human race.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q: Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck

Q. Why didn’t Noah go fishing?
A. He only had two worms.

Q: Who was the greatest male financier in the Bible?
A: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark?
A. Because they were using “fowl” language.

Q. What animal could Noah not trust?
A. Cheetah

Q. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
A. Because he knew there was something fishy about it.

Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once

Q: Who was the first tennis player in the bible?
A: Joseph… he served in Pharaoh’s court

Q: How do groups of angels greet each other?
A: Halo, halo, halo.

Q. How does Moses make his coffee?
A. Hebrews it.

Q. How long did Cain hate his brother?
A. As long as he was Abel.

Q. Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
A. Abraham. He knew a Lot.

Submitted by Linda Stevens

St John's Church Maindee